
“GOAL!!!!! XAVI SCORES FOR BARCELONA! It’s slightly fortuitous as Messi combines with Iniesta out on the left, and the midfielder’s shot deflects off Marcelo into the reach of Xavi, who pokes the ball beyond Casillas!” (c)
A “friend” of mine was ragging on about how Xavi is old and fugly, and I’m like “Dude, who cares if you’re old (which he...